0 I now have a blog.

So, I was told I should have a blog, 

and I always do as I'm told 

(uh, right) 

so I now have a blog. 

I was looking for a name for it, for the site, and I decided to find a British phrase. 

 Well, the funniest I found was on Wikipedia: Monkey Tennis.

I have no clue if that's a phrase that is actually used in England, but it makes me laugh.

On another site I found several funny British phrases, starting with Dog's Bollocks. 

 All were taken as blog sites. So I added 09, 'cause that's this year. 

 I'm clever like that.

I have always liked the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees, so why not give dogs their own phrase?

That site is pretty funny; I don't know if they are all common use words/phrases, but some made me laugh.

Anyway, (or should I say Any road?) this blog will probably be a lot of frustration, 

then a lot of panic, 

then more frustration, 

then super fun. 

 At least I hope everything's superfun sometime in the not too distant future.